Frannie Banannie

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  Which Rules? Your Head or Your Heart?

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  bet yall don't know which of the body members rules the body....and why..... cheers!.

  frannie b

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  Frannie Banannie

  hmmmm.....and LOL!! Lots of funny comments, yall....good ones, too....and I've tallied the votes and they're even for Heart, Head, both equally and "other"....however....there's another viable probability to consider....

  IMHO, the Ass (that's biblical, Simon) rules....why? Because no matter where the heart would love to go or what it would love to do....and no matter what the brain reasons is the best place to go or the best thing to do....and even taking into consideration a strong desire on the part of other body members to have their way.......when it's "time to go" and "time to do"....the Ass rules...it tells you when, where and how to go.....usually taking you to "a head"......

  Frannie B
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  Dang you Frannie Bananie

  by justkelliesince1988 in

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  you got me started on this thing and i can't get out!!!

  oops!

  sounds like history repeating itself

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  Frannie Banannie

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  Morning Humor

  by arrowstar in

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  14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

  7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

  27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

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  Frannie Banannie

  There ya GO, Skipper!!! LOL, Arrow!!!

  Frannie B
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  Things Learned Along the Way

  by blondie in

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  i have collected sayings, homilies, whatever along the way that crystallize something bigger i learned.

  i will post a few every day.

  if you have one, please share it.. if you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.. to belittle is to be little.. somewhere, i got the idea if i just took care of others, i would be taken care of.. blondie

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  Frannie Banannie

  I have one that my Mom passed on to me and which my daughter has found to be......um.....pertinent....

  "Gettin' married is like a fat woman takin' off a tight girdle...."

  One I really like is quoted from "Steel Magnolias"...

  "An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure."

  And my personal favorite...

  "Wisdom is knowing when not to let yer alligator mouth overload yer hummingbird behind."

  Frannie B
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  Please vote on new cookbook cover - UPDATED - 6 COVERS

  by Lady Lee in

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  thanks to simon and his nifty new image attachments i got these ready.

  please let me know which one you prefer.

  and i have already made matching banner ads for the site (saves simon having to do it.

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  Frannie Banannie

  I like the updated version of # 5...

  Frannie B
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  Half a Frannie

  by smack in

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  i'm half the woman frannie is.............. master member.. out of the depends and now have slaves for bum wiping duties.. .

  steve

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  Frannie Banannie

  GEESH.... LOL!!

  Congratulations, Smack!!!

  Way ta GO!!!

  Cheers!!!

  Frannie B
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  I SEE A BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! (rayzorblade)!!!!!!!!!!!

  by Jesika in

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  rayzorblade

  post 2845 of 2845. from 12-jan-03.

  birthday!.

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  Frannie Banannie

  Rayz!!!

  Party on, Rayz!!!

  Frannie B
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  Broken

  by Robdar in

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  this urn is broken.. the ashes of burnt love.

  and spent emotion.

  seeping through its cracked sides,.

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  Frannie Banannie

  I dunno, Simon....childish and silly can be quite refreshing, dontcha think? Your contribution made me laff....and laughter is healing.....

  Frannie B
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  Answering Machines...What's your message?

  by myself in

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  right now mine is the standard leave your name, number, ect.

  hello, if this is who i think it is leave a message.

  if it isn't who i think it is leave a message anyways, maybe we'll do lunch.. if you you aren't who you think you are don't leave a message - get help!.

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  Frannie Banannie

  Right now, I've got the usual recorded "drill"...."You have reached #######...please, leave a message at the sound of the beep."

  But what I'd REALLY like to record as my message is..."This better be good...."

  Frannie B
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  Disgusted and ashamed to be British

  by Simon in

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  david blaine has been in his box for two weeks now.

  during that time it's become a daily event for people to go and throw eggs and other food at the box, people have also fired golf-balls at him and other objects and someone has even tried to cut the cables holding the box from the crane.

  people have also tried to shine lasers into his eyes and othe 'clever' tricks.. it's disgusting but typical of the yobbish, mindless behavior that is becoming too common in the uk.. i'm ashamed to be british.

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  Frannie Banannie

  No need to be ashamed, ((Simon))....mindless behavior is an individual choice and not ethnicity related.
  

  Frannie B (of the proud to be Celtic class)